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The technology business isn't going very well at present so I've decided to look for other work, as in a REAL job that, you know, pays and contributes to the household good rather than remaining at a steady state of blah.
Conventional thought suggests that one applies for employment that matches one's skill set. My skill set, let's see here:
law enforcement
web development
computer repair
martial arts
musician
artist, kinda
So far no matches...